I'll Bring the Alcohol Trucker Hat
Is this you or your BFF? Maybe you both need one! The perfect hat to wear while you are having a good time and creating memorable moments.
Others will admire your bold “I’m funnier than you are” kind of confidence and wish they had a hat too!
Just remember you were one of the first.
You should own this hat because:
- It offers a 150% Satisfaction Guarantee.
- Made from 100% hat material
- Fixes Bad Hair Days in Seconds
- 93.7% Guaranteed to make people laugh – and those other people don’t really matter anyways
- Can hold 5.7 standard drinks upside down
- 100% Gluten Free stitching and panel
- One size fits all but this does not mean you need to share with “all” your friends. Gross. Tell them to get their own hat so they can be as cool as you.
- 100% cotton front panel and visor
- 100% nylon mesh back panel
- 6-panel, structured, mid-profile
- Pigment-dyed front panels
- Traditional tan nylon mesh back panels
- Distressed torn visor, cotton twill sweatband
- Plastic tab back closure
- Cool-Crown mesh lining
At Orangefish, we believe life is all about the journey, and every journey should be filled with amazing adventures and escapades that you may or may not want to write home about!
Need some help?
Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.